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Click here only if you are unable to use the Flash player but
still wish to explore Turtle Portal sites. (These sites are heavily
dependent on Flash animation, and much of their impact is absent
without their graphics, audio and multimedia. Flash is a trademark
of Adobe®. The brief text summary of the sites is provided for
the vision or software impaired. Please note that the text of the
magazines Loungecast, Time Machine Tribune and Tortoise Islands home
page appear in HTML.
DISCLAIMER
AND COPYRIGHT NOTICE. All material on this site is purely fictitious
and satirical, and this fiction, parody and satire should not be construed
as fact in any way. Any resemblance to any living person except for
certain public figures is entirely accidental and unintentional. The
purpose is to create entertaining satire and humor, and the satire
and parody should not be taken seriously in any form. Apart from any
fair dealing for genuine review purposes (which must include a credit
to the URL: loungecast.com or turtleportal.com) no part of these sites
may be reproduced or transmitted in any form whatsoever without the
express written permission of the copyright holder. The right of David
Tyrer to be identified as the author of this work is asserted in accordance
with the Copyright, Designs and Patents Act 1988. The turtleportal.com
site(s) shall not be re-transmitted, printed, lent or otherwise circulated
without the written permission of the copyright holder, and shall
not under any circumstances have these conditions waived for any recipient.
The artistic integrity of the work contained herein may not be altered
or repurposed in any way, shape or form without the written permission
of the copyright holder. This
site contains links to other sites outside our control. No responsibility
is taken for any action or advice you may take from any of these sites.
All proprietary names and brand names mentioned on any of these sites
are trademarks or registered trademarks of their respective owners.
Terms and conditions are subject to change without notice. Copyright
in some images resides with various photo libraries. All images, text,
audio and movies are presented for viewing purposes only. No part
of art, text, audio, logos, movies or trademarks may be saved, resold
or reproduced in any form. Space photos on this site are credited
to NASA. Turtle Portal is a trademark of Click as a Flash.
ABOUT
FLASH ANIMATION: This website contains audio and is dependent on Flash
animation. The Flash player is provided free with most recent browsers
and launches automatically. The Flash player also ships with recent
versions of the Windows and Apple operating systems.
PRIVACY
POLICY: No information gathered at this site will be sold to third
parties. No responsibility is taken for any information that has already
been gathered about you by the World Stealth Organization since you
visited this site.
FOREIGN
POLICY: The Tortoise Islands is a "closed nation" by proclamation
of Congress. It is prohibited to mark, map, print or otherwise indicate
the location, latitude or longitude of the islands on any atlas, globe,
map or other geographical device, whether printed or electronic.
CONSTRUCTION
NOTES: This site has been constructed principally with Flash ,
Dreamweaver , Photoshop , ImageReady and Illustrator
(which are trademarks of Adobe Systems, Inc.)
Various other resources such as freeware, free sounds
& fonts etc have been used by turtleportal sites which should
have been tracked to credit here. Thanks anyway.
Extra special thanks goes to the anonymous artists
and photographers who have contributed to the excellent collection
of clip art ("Art Explosion") which has provided the foundation
for much of the art on this site. This clip art is released by Nova
Development Corporation: novadevcorp.com and other photos are
purchased from I Stock Photo: istockphoto.com
Site
design by Click
as a Flash
TurtlePortal
is hosted by Server
Point
Thanks
to my mother and best friend Mim Morris for her never ending faith,
inspiration and support.
Invaluable technical advice has been obtained from
the World Chaos
Disorganization
Complaints should be addressed to the WCD's Complaints
Department at their website.
... Dave
Contact: admin
[a] clickasaflash.com