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TEXT ONLY SUMMARY: turtleportal.com/text_only.html Click here only if you are unable to use the Flash ™ player but still wish to explore Turtle Portal sites. (These sites are heavily dependent on Flash ™ animation, and much of their impact is absent without their graphics, audio and multimedia. Flash is a trademark of Adobe®. The brief text summary of the sites is provided for the vision or software impaired. Please note that the text of the magazines Loungecast, Time Machine Tribune and Tortoise Islands home page appear in HTML.

DISCLAIMER AND COPYRIGHT NOTICE. All material on this site is purely fictitious and satirical, and this fiction, parody and satire should not be construed as fact in any way. Any resemblance to any living person except for certain public figures is entirely accidental and unintentional. The purpose is to create entertaining satire and humor, and the satire and parody should not be taken seriously in any form. Apart from any fair dealing for genuine review purposes (which must include a credit to the URL: loungecast.com or turtleportal.com) no part of these sites may be reproduced or transmitted in any form whatsoever without the express written permission of the copyright holder. The right of David Tyrer to be identified as the author of this work is asserted in accordance with the Copyright, Designs and Patents Act 1988. The turtleportal.com site(s) shall not be re-transmitted, printed, lent or otherwise circulated without the written permission of the copyright holder, and shall not under any circumstances have these conditions waived for any recipient. The artistic integrity of the work contained herein may not be altered or repurposed in any way, shape or form without the written permission of the copyright holder. This site contains links to other sites outside our control. No responsibility is taken for any action or advice you may take from any of these sites. All proprietary names and brand names mentioned on any of these sites are trademarks or registered trademarks of their respective owners. Terms and conditions are subject to change without notice. Copyright in some images resides with various photo libraries. All images, text, audio and movies are presented for viewing purposes only. No part of art, text, audio, logos, movies or trademarks may be saved, resold or reproduced in any form. Space photos on this site are credited to NASA. Turtle Portal™ is a trademark of Click as a Flash™.

ABOUT FLASH ANIMATION: This website contains audio and is dependent on Flash animation. The Flash player is provided free with most recent browsers and launches automatically. The Flash player also ships with recent versions of the Windows and Apple operating systems.

PRIVACY POLICY: No information gathered at this site will be sold to third parties. No responsibility is taken for any information that has already been gathered about you by the World Stealth Organization since you visited this site.

FOREIGN POLICY: The Tortoise Islands is a "closed nation" by proclamation of Congress. It is prohibited to mark, map, print or otherwise indicate the location, latitude or longitude of the islands on any atlas, globe, map or other geographical device, whether printed or electronic.

CONSTRUCTION NOTES: This site has been constructed principally with Flash ™, Dreamweaver ™, Photoshop ™, ImageReady ™ and Illustrator ™ (which are trademarks of Adobe Systems, Inc.)

Various other resources such as freeware, free sounds & fonts etc have been used by turtleportal sites which should have been tracked to credit here. Thanks anyway.

Extra special thanks goes to the anonymous artists and photographers who have contributed to the excellent collection of clip art ("Art Explosion") which has provided the foundation for much of the art on this site. This clip art is released by Nova Development Corporation™: novadevcorp.com and other photos are purchased from I Stock Photo™: istockphoto.com

Site design by Click as a Flash

TurtlePortal is hosted by Server Point

Thanks to my mother and best friend Mim Morris for her never ending faith, inspiration and support.

Invaluable technical advice has been obtained from the World Chaos Disorganization

Complaints should be addressed to the WCD's Complaints Department at their website.

... Dave

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