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Portale officiela d'oh Islandos dor Tortoisa
Official portal of the Republic of the Tortoise Islands


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Cool site of the day award, 28 August 2002

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File sizes range up to 400kb
Flash animations range up to 4 minutes
Most Turtle Portal sites contain Flash and audio

Sites listed below are associated with the Turtle Portal™ group

Turtle Portal is part of the Alarm Media network by Click as a Flash

World Chaos  |  World Stealth
Mental Institute for Strategic

|  Time Machine

Loungecast is an international news magazine

Time Machine Tribune is randomly precast from the future

|  Kingpin  |  |  
|  The UFO Files  |  Killer



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Super Monopolies — News & opinion about the threat of closed gTLDs (generic top level domains)
AU — Australian time with live updates, time zones and map
Time In — Accurate time in London updated live on screen every second
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Blu Ray DVDs — Amovie store with bluray dvds for sale online
Business Equipment Insurance — Info about insurance for business equipment
Buy Pasta Makers — Awide range of pasta makers for sale
Online Poster Store — A very fine range of online posters available to purchase

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DISCLAIMER AND COPYRIGHT NOTICE. All material on this site is purely fictitious and/or satirical, and this fiction, parody and/or satire should not be construed as fact in any way, shape or form. Any resemblance to any person, living or dead, except for certain public figures is entirely coincidental, accidental and unintentional. The purpose is to create entertaining humor and satire which should not be taken seriously in any form. Apart from any fair dealing for genuine review purposes (which must include the URL: no part of this site may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or medium whatsoever without the express written permission of the copyright holder. The right of David Tyrer to be identified as the author of this work is asserted in accordance with the Copyright, Designs and Patents Act 1988. The site or part thereof shall not be re-transmitted, printed, lent or otherwise circulated without the express written permission of the copyright holder, and shall not under any circumstances have these conditions waived for any recipient. The artistic integrity of the work contained herein may not be altered or repurposed in any way, shape or form without the express written permission of the copyright holder. Copyright in some images resides with various photo libraries. Copyright in many photos or montage sources resides with istockphoto™ and/or Nova Development Corporation™. All images, text, stories, movies, animations, flash and audio are presented for viewing purposes only and may not be repurposed in any shape or form. No part of art, text, stories, audio, logos, movies or trademarks may be saved, resold or reproduced in any way. Any brand names mentioned on this site are trademarks or registered trademarks of their respective owners. Text and information presented on this site is for entertainment purposes only and does not constitute legal advice or any other form of advice. TurtlePortal™ is a trademark of Click as a Flash™. Site created by Click as a Flash. Click as a Flash's registered Australian Business Number is ABN 62 188 088 529.
© David Tyrer 2001-13.

TEXT ONLY SUMMARY: Click here only if you are unable to use the Flash ™ player but still wish to explore Turtle Portal sites. (These sites are heavily dependent on Flash ™ animation, and much of their impact is absent without their graphics, audio and multimedia.) Flash is a trademark of Adobe®. This brief text summary of the sites is provided for the vision or software impaired. Please note that the text of the magazines Loungecast, Time Machine Tribune and Tortoise Islands home page appear in HTML.

ABOUT FLASH ANIMATION: This website contains audio and is dependent on Flash animation. The Flash player is provided free with most recent browsers and launches automatically. The Flash player also ships with the Windows and Apple operating systems.

PRIVACY POLICY SUMMARY: No information gathered at this site will be sold to third parties. (See our Privacy Policy for full details). No responsibility is taken for any information that has already been gathered about you by the World Stealth Organization since you visited this site.

FOREIGN POLICY: The Tortoise Islands is a "closed nation" by proclamation of Congress. It is prohibited to mark, map, print or otherwise indicate the location, latitude or longitude of the islands on any atlas, globe, map or other geographical device, whether printed or electronic.

CONSTRUCTION NOTES: This site has been constructed principally with Flash ™, Dreamweaver ™, Photoshop ™, ImageReady ™ and Illustrator ™ (these brands are trademarks of Adobe Systems, Inc.)

Various other resources such as freeware, free sounds & fonts etc have been used by turtleportal sites which should have been tracked to credit here. Thanks anyway.

Extra special thanks goes to the talented artists and photographers who have contributed greatly to this website and associated sites. An excellent collection of clip art ("Art Explosion") has provided the foundation for much of the art on this site. This clip art is released by Nova Development Corporation™ at Turtle Portal's associated sites often use photo licenses purchased from iStockPhoto™ at

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TurtlePortal is hosted by Hostgator

Very special thanks go to my adored mother and best friend Mim Morris for her never ending faith, inspiration and support.

Invaluable technical advice has been obtained from the World Chaos Disorganization

Complaints should be addressed to the WCD's Complaints Department at their website.

... Dave

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" I imagine you're surprised to see me here. "

Lincoln Hall

Stranded Australian mountaineer found alone by another expedition,
without oxygen, just below the summit of Everest, 2006.

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